piranhapunk:

zubat:

“I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself.”

ooooooh my god my heart

“Yeah, a few situation, a bit drama with DARES. The worst one was when there was some sort of a launch party. And there’s a this Golden Egg (Goblet of Fire), kinda valuable prop. I was dared to ‘kidnap’ the Egg. I eventually did it. It’s kind of on this plinths, in display. I stole the Egg. And then I had Warner Brothers looking for it.

Rupert Grint

itstonybetch:

imagine being on a date and out of nowhere ellie goulding, lorde and aaron paul come out singing and encouraging y’all to kiss.

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

tennasea:

I BET U GUYS DIDNT KNOW THERE IS AN INDIAN VERSON OF THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY CALLED THE SUITE LIFE OF KARAN AND KABIR

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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

captainswanpocalypse:

zumpie:

captainswanpocalypse:

idk man i’m just excited to see hook tear some shit up 

like everyone else can back up because he’s got this 

  • escape wicked bitch 
  • travel across realms to find emma 
  • break up lame potential engagement 
  • stomach some forced bologna 
  • make emma remember 
  • road trip to storybrooke with emma and henry

check check aaaand check. all in a day’s work. and all while looking smokin’ hot. 

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Not JUST a “lame potential engagement”, but a lame potential engagement to a MONKEE!!! Emz better buy an entire box of Thank You notes for that part alone!

I can imagine Killian 20 years from now teasing Emma: “Love, do you remember that time you almost married a monkey?” 

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“Had I known I was going to marry an ass instead, I might have reconsidered." 

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simplypotterheads:

Michael Gambon has a bit of fun on the set of Prisoner of Azkaban.

troyesivan:

justcomebacktobed:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNREAL

one time I tripped on my own feet when I was walking

MW